Is it supposed to look like THAT?

by Lynn on September 17, 2009

We needed one egg. Luckily, we had one at the back of the fridge. I cracked the little sucker and poured it into the bowl, except it didn’t pour. It stood.

Well, hot dang. I know I’m middle-aged and all, but I had no idea my raging hormones could solidify an egg with a single touch.

I’m kinda like Midas, I guess.

Now THAT’s an ovum.

Alas, we didn’t make cookies. But I’m thinking of making egg salad. Wanna come over for lunch?

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