Today is our 20th wedding anniversary.
Behold, my observations for a successful marriage:
Kiss your spouse before you kiss your dog.
Believe your wife when she says she’s gone into labor.
If you do your spouse’s housework, she will think you are the sexiest man alive.
Hug your spouse as often as you hug your kids.
Slip in the mud and fall down a very small hill. Your spouse will depend on that memory every time she needs a laugh.
Love is being nice to each other. All. The. Time.
Lock your door when it’s time for nookie. Think of the money you’ll save since you won’t have to send your kid to the psychologist.
Never mention all the weird things your wife did during pregnancy.
Always mention the crazy things your husband did during pregnancy.
You’re allowed to be insufferable if you save your spouse’s life.
Who you are is more important than how you look…unless you’re wearing a thong.
If your spouse falls down the steps, get out of bed to check on them.
It’s your responsibility to make yourself happy. Unless, of course, your husband doesn’t check on you when you fall down the steps. Then it’s his responsibility.
For Pete’s sake, laugh at yourselves.
Lynn Kellan is the creative force behind For Love or Funny. She is a romance novelist devoted to finding the love and the funny in every story. 
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