We got snowed in this weekend.
Luckily, I’m the CEO of a vast corporation.
I have “People.”
I immediately put my People to work,
because the company van needs access to our delivery routes.
because the company van needs access to our delivery routes.
Clear the driveway!
Visibility is zero.
Mush, doggy, mush!!
Getting clearer.
Mush, doggy!
Mush, doggy!
Looking good!
I love it when a plan comes together.
Unfortunately, my colleague was covered in snowballs.
Then she brought all of the snow inside corporate headquarters.
“You’re fired!”
Ever the entrepreneur, I enlisted the help of two new recruits.
They’re young. Energetic.
And they’ve got opposable thumbs.
Perfect for holding snow shovels.
Unfortunately, labor doesn’t come cheap.
Alas, the law of unintended consequences strikes again.
Drat.
This means I have to cook.
Double drat.
I discovered that my corporation
is full of Crazy People.
Crazy Hungry People.
In conclusion,
I submit my Corporate Ledger
for your consideration.
Don’t let this bleak economic outlook fool you.
There are still jobs available:
Snow Removal Engineer
Snow Removal Supervisor
Vice President of Snow Removal
The salaries leave a bit to be desired.
But the views are spectacular.
Lynn Kellan is the creative force behind For Love or Funny. She is a romance novelist devoted to finding the love and the funny in every story. 
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