Someone I love has cheated on me.
Again.
This is getting embarrassing.
She senses his approach long before I know he’s near.
“Did you hear that? Ohmygosh, it’s HIM!”
She wants nothing to do with me when he’s around.
Compared to him, I’m as attractive as, well, this…
I try to make myself more pleasing.
I even play with her in the snow for hours.
Yet, she always stops and listens for him.
She desperately wants to see him.
He gives her cookies.
I don’t.
When he doesn’t stop at our house,
she looks at me as though I’ve failed her.
I’m compelled to buy things over the internet just to please my dog.
At least, that’s what I tell my husband.
He doesn’t think that’s a good idea.
So, I’m writing a letter to my competition…
“Dear UPS Guy,
Please stop being so awesome.
I can’t compete with you, and I’m jealous.
Sincerely, Lynn from For Love or Funny.”
Lynn Kellan is the creative force behind For Love or Funny. She is a romance novelist devoted to finding the love and the funny in every story. 
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Goodness……..that’s better than what my dog used to do! Mine would run after our UPS guy and he’d have to jump in the truck to save himself! Maybe our UPS guy should have tried cookies……
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