My husband treats the thing between his legs differently than I do.
I just stare at it, because it scares me.
My husband, on the other hand, attacks it.
He’s not afraid of what’s between his legs.
I admire that.
He grabs it by the teeth.
I guess he doesn’t want it to bite the remote.
Or other things.
He’s not afraid of the weird noises it makes.
When it really gets nasty,
he uses both hands
to tame it.
Watch closely, because you are about to see
why I married my husband…
He has no fear.
He can pry open the mouth of a ferocious beast.
The cloud of funky doggy breath does not stop him.
The cloud of funky doggy breath does not stop him.
Hubba hubba.
What a man!
Lynn Kellan is the creative force behind For Love or Funny. She is a romance novelist devoted to finding the love and the funny in every story. 
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Ok, that’s it…I’m quitting writing my blog and I’m just going to read yours!
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That was too funny!
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