Something terrifying arrived in the mail.
Uhg. Swimsuits.
This is a sign of Spring. I should be happy, but I’m not.
You see, I’ve been drinking a lot of hot cocoa lately.
Hot cocoa doesn’t build a bikini ready body.
To soothe my wounded spirit, I had to go back to the 17th century.
Nothing like great art to make your spirit soar.
I call the following picture,
“The Real Housewives Before Photoshopping…”
I call the following picture,
“The Real Housewives Before Photoshopping…”
Look at those ladies.
They’ve been drinking hot cocoa all winter,
and they’re joyfully embracing the warm weather.
I should do that, too.
These ladies don’t have athletic, toned bodies.
Judging by the admiring glances of the dudes near the tree,
there’s beauty to be seen in every body type.
Especially if it’s a naked body.
These fellows are arguing about who gets to play the guitar for the ladies.
I’m glad to see that women don’t have to run marathons
to look attractive to men.
Perhaps our happiness influences how we look to other people
more than a number on a scale.
more than a number on a scale.
For love or funny, let’s be comfortable in our own skin.
Let’s just remember to wear clothes when we picnic.
Lynn Kellan is the creative force behind For Love or Funny. She is a romance novelist devoted to finding the love and the funny in every story. 
"You make me start my day with a smile!" from Ravit
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LOVE THIS POST! I’m all about the funny!
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Now, if only we could convince the modern man that this is the “real sexy”! ; )
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