I eat cute little bunnies

by Lynn on April 6, 2010

This weekend, I faced a terrible dilemma.

Could I eat something so cute?

I felt a twinge of guilt for even contemplating the notion.
But then something terrible came over me, and I…

I was surprised at how easy it was to eat pretzel whiskers dipped in frosting.

Once I got a taste, I had to have more.

My guilt suddenly vanished.
It was replaced with a deep, abiding hunger.

I don’t even feel guilty.
Does that make me a bad person?