My doctor recommended that I go on vacation.
He said it would help me stop thinking about Martians.
The tough part was figuring out where I could avoid Little Green Men?
California is nice, but I have a feeling that Hollywood is full of Martians.
I’d better avoid the West Coast, just to be safe.
I can’t go to the middle of the country.
It’s too close to Area 51.
The Northeast is a possibility. I could go for some cooler air in the northern climes…
… then again, that’ll be the first place the Martians will go to escape the heat.
There’s only one place left.
Where is it hazy, hot, and humid this time of year?
Where does the heat index exceed 110 degrees on a daily basis?
Where will humans (and Martians) melt if left in the sun too long?
The Southeast.
We headed to Williamsburg, where we were hypnotized by ducks.
So tell me, have you written a post about your vacation?
Please share it with us, and whoever makes me laugh out loud will get this:
I’ll send the writer of my favorite post some kid’s Tshirts, appliqued by moi.
So here we go!
HOW TO PARTICIPATE:
Click on the blue Inlinkz button below,
link up your goofy vacation stories,
and I’ll tell you my favorite on August 9th!
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Lynn Kellan is a romance novelist devoted to finding the love and the funny in every story. Her novella will be available in 2012, but she is always here to focus on the lighter side of life. 
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I haven’t written my vacation posts yet because we haven’t gone on vacation! We, expert vacation planners that we are, saved our vacation week until the exact week before school starts. No wonder it was cheaper! Oh well, maybe it’ll be less crowded too?
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We haven’t been on a real vacation in about 4 years. I hope those who send you their funny posts will be willing for you to share them with the rest of us!
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Great post but the northeast would be the best place..
I love to post about my vacations.. here’s my most recent one… isn’t she the cutest baby ever.
xx
http://snickerbaraddict.blogspot.com/2010/07/youre-going-where-on-vacation-yep.html
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Lynn,
I love your website! You truly ARE funny! I am not sure what you mean by the green martians, but I have an idea! I listed my vacation story above, although it is not highly amusing.
I write a blog about the issues that women, especially those over 40, deal with. Mostly NOT on the lighter side! If you don’t mind, I’d like to link back to your blog on occasion as you have some great content here! Come visit when you can!
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Oh my, I have had many strange vacations, but never time to write about them. ha
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We had a family reunion in Tahoe, NV and my birthday was just days before. A bunch of us decided to take a day trip to Reno for my birthday. Everything was fine…til the drive home. The car broke down on the side of the freeway and a male cousin, who shaves his head, offered to hitch a ride to find a pay phone (this was before cell phones). He came back in a different car and told us, “The minute I got into the woman’s car, she said, ‘Please don’t kill me’.” This from one of the nicest men I’ve ever known.
While we were waiting for the police or a tow truck to show up, another cousin had to go to the restroom. My fav cousin, pointing, said, “There’s a tree.” The 1st cousin said, “It’s a train, not a tidal wave.” We burst out laughing, which only annoyed ‘poo boy’. : )
When the cops showed up, we realized that my chair was in my brother’s car, which was probably back in Tahoe by that time. So the 2 male cops and 2 male cousins had to carry me to the cop car. I was trying not to flash anyone, in the process, because I was wearing a sundress. It was July, after all!
The 2 cousins and I were driven back to Tahoe, while 3 other cousins stayed with the car while it was being towed. 2 hours later, they got home and ‘poo boy’ was walking funny. I asked, “What’s wrong?” and he just grimaced. I laughed and said, “The bathroom’s open.” I’ve never seen anyone waddle out of the room as fast as he did.
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