Yesterday, I reported that Martians were trying to contact me.
Today, I have further proof that Martians are among us.
I spotted the evidence on my evening walk.
Look at this weirdness:
All year, this tree looked like a “normal” tree…until now.
It revealed it’s true colors. It is a tree from Mars.
Just look at those funky flowers.
This isn’t an earthly flower. This is a Martian flower.
Little Green Men planted this tree in our field!!!!
I did what every good citizen does in these circumstances.
I ran home and reported this to the authorities.
In other words, I told my husband.
My beloved looked concerned.
He suggested that I take a nap.
He even offered to make dinner.
I’m no dummy. I took him up on the offer.
But then it occurred to me…
What if my husband is a Martian?
Lynn Kellan is a romance novelist devoted to finding the love and the funny in every story. Her novella will be available in 2012, but she is always here to focus on the lighter side of life. 
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Smart girl! Authorities=husband–lol. Better keep an eye on him!
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well….men ARE from mars you know! when they grunt and burp, it’s really just their way of communicating with the mothership.
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Maybe I’m part Martian because I love those kinds of trees. On the other hand, my husband, the earthling, hates them. LOL
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Those trees are all over Kentucky, and when I was there last week visiting my parents, I couldn’t decide if I loved or hated them. What kind of tree is it?
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My mom has a tree that grows well in South Florida whose flowers look like that. It’s a powder puff tree. I don’t think it grows up North.
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Does your husband have pink spiky hair?
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I always thought that those trees were proof that Dr. Seuss still lived. Maybe he is a Martian?
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If Husbands are really from Mars, that could explain a lot!!
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That is a way cool tree!
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He’s definitely Martian. No earthly man offers to make dinner!
I so LOVE those trees! In case anyone wants to know, those are Mimosa trees. Mmmmmm, they smell so wonderful! We’ve grown and sold them in the plant nurseries.
Yes, I work for the Martian garden center.
LOL!
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I thought we all knew that men were martians anyway. The way I look at it, take what you can get. He offered to make dinner? Take it. Enjoy it.
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That tree does look kind of strange; do you have a guide book to the plants that grow on Mars? Maybe a reader who is from Mars can comment here about whether this is a Martian tree.
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those look like our New Zealand Pohutukawa tree’s flowers.
They do look very outer-spacey, don’t they! They’re pretty, at any rate. Our Pohutukawa is red, not a pretty pink like that.
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Hmmmm….he did seem to be covering, looking back at his reaction. He probably wanted you out of the way so he could send a message about their lack of stealth….on the other hand, those are some pretty cool flowers on that weird tree….
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