Yesterday, I reported that Martians were trying to contact me.
Today, I have further proof that Martians are among us.
I spotted the evidence on my evening walk.
Look at this weirdness:
This isn’t an earthly flower. This is a Martian flower.
Little Green Men planted this tree in our field!!!!
I did what every good citizen does in these circumstances.
I ran home and reported this to the authorities.
In other words, I told my husband.
My beloved looked concerned.
He suggested that I take a nap.
He even offered to make dinner.
I’m no dummy. I took him up on the offer.