It’s boring under the table
This time of year, she spends a lot of time under the table.
Hoping, wishing, praying for a morsel to drop.
You’d think she’d know us by now.
We rarely drop food… unless it’s a vegetable.
When our kids were little, they dropped food all the time. They don’t do that anymore.
Now that they’re teens, they’ll eat anything just to fill their empty stomachs.
This leaves little dogs out in the cold, so to speak.
Alas, our dog is nothing if not optimistic.
Or else she has a REALLY short memory.
Maybe a little of both.
We’ve never dropped a t-bone steak or a chicken breast,
but she still thinks there’s a possibility that will happen in the near future.
In the meantime, I’m going to enjoy my dessert.
In case you were wondering,
I didn’t drop a crumb.
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