Our tragic problem

by Lynn on January 18, 2011

I’m grappling with a problem.
It has tainted our home life.


Actually, gas is the least of our worries.
Now that we are officially in January, our big problem is:

STATIC ELECTRICITY.


The static has reached epic proportions. Our hair stands on end.
It completely ruins our efforts to look like runway models.


I feel like I’m living with Cousin It.
It’s disturbing.

Where are my kids?

We are having a hair emergency.
It’s out of control. We need humidity. Pronto.