How do I get that guy naked?

by Lynn on October 12, 2011

When I can’t figure out how to get a guy naked,
I take a walk. Walking helps me think.

Walking helps me figure out how to get that guy to take off his clothes.
Frankly, I can’t just rip off his shirt and holler “Let’s get it on!”
It has to be romantic and emotional, as well as sexy.

I love you, Mommy

Wait a second.
I’m talking about composing a love scene.
You knew that, right? I wasn’t talking about seducing the electrician.

You are the center of my universe, Mommy.

Golly, this is embarrassing.
I tend to lose my grip on reality when I’m writing love scenes.
Not that my grip on reality was all that tight to begin with. Hardy har har.

I'm tired. Hold me, Mommy.

Admittedly, I’m crazy about writing love scenes for one reason.
They’re a heckuva lot of fun to write.
Yes, heckuva is a word.
Didn’t you know?

Do you have a dog cookie, Mommy?

Wait a minute. Did I feed my kids breakfast this morning?
I’m pretty sure I did, but I feel like I forgot something.
I have the overwhelming urge to feed someone.
But I don’t know why. That’s weird.

At least I can honestly say that my dog had nothing to do this.


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