When I can’t figure out how to get a guy naked,
I take a walk. Walking helps me think.
Wait a second.
I’m talking about composing a love scene.
You knew that, right? I wasn’t talking about seducing the electrician.
Golly, this is embarrassing.
I tend to lose my grip on reality when I’m writing love scenes.
Not that my grip on reality was all that tight to begin with. Hardy har har.
Admittedly, I’m crazy about writing love scenes for one reason.
They’re a heckuva lot of fun to write.
Yes, heckuva is a word.
Didn’t you know?
Wait a minute. Did I feed my kids breakfast this morning?
I’m pretty sure I did, but I feel like I forgot something.
I have the overwhelming urge to feed someone.
But I don’t know why. That’s weird.
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