Resolutions are like diets.
I’ve never had one that lasted more than a month.
So this year, I’m making resolutions that I know I’ll keep.
#1 – I resolve to celebrate more often.
#2 – I resolve to drink only from screw top champagne bottles,
because they crack me up.
#3 – I resolve to figure out how to remove that weird thing from between my legs.
#5 – I resolve to spend more time with friends who bring me pie.
#6 – I resolve to share pie with friends instead of eating it all myself.
Actually, that’s not my real resolution for this year.
In 2012, I am going to do something scary.
There are a couple of things that I’d really like to try, but I’ve been too timid to attempt.
One of those things is as simple as driving to Philly to see the Museum of Art.
This year, I’m going to tackle a few of my “wishes.”
Okay, now it’s your time to confess.
Tell me one of your resolutions for 2012.