Something weird happened a few weeks ago.
A flamingo suddenly appeared in our yard.
This was weird, because we don’t even live in Florida.
The flamingo in our yard presented a complex, highly troubling problem.
You see, we “flamingo-ed” more than one person a few weeks ago.
As a result, we had no idea who returned the favor.
Oh, what a tangled web of deceit we weave.
However, I noticed that this flamingo was suitably attired for the holiday.
Whoever pranked us had a highly developed sense of style.
Then I noticed the break in the wood where my daughter snapped the post in two.
There was only one location where she nearly decapitated a flamingo.
That’s how I deduced who pranked us back.
So now, the planning and plotting begins to prank back my neighbors.
It’s going to be a very good year…
Mwah ha ha ha.