I credit my huge teeth for my success.

by Lynn on February 27, 2012

I like to play tennis and golf,
but not at the same time.

Now that warm weather approaches,
I’m getting serious about fine-tuning my diet
so that I can play well enough to reduce my opponents to tears.

No, I’m not competitive.
Why do you ask?

The secret to my success is a diet heavy in calcium.
Luckily, calcium can be found in ice cream and frozen yogurt.

Problem is, this diet gives me a sugar rush…and then a sugar crash.
When I crash, I become incoherent and weepy.

Unfortunately, crying doesn’t strike fear into the hearts of opponents.
But this does…

Never underestimate the power of a face.

Tennis, anyone?

Tagged as: I should be writing

{ 10 comments }

Kim @ Homesteader's Heart February 27, 2012 at 6:52 am: YOU, my friend, are trying to torture me aren’t you? LOL! I have to say that for me, I like finding my dairy in cheese. I love cheese. It’s my downfall really. And as far as that picture goes, I see nothing wrong with it. Hee! Hee! But I’m probably the wrong one to ask because I have way to many similar photos in folders on my computer.
Now let’s go play some tennis. You bring the ice cream and I’ll bring the cheese. HA!
HUGS
Kim
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Amber February 27, 2012 at 9:05 am: Mmm…

Now I want some ice cream.
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Christopher February 27, 2012 at 9:21 am: I notice that in most of the above pictures the ice cream is all but buried under fruit and candy.

It’s good to know that you’re not only getting your calcium but also eating a very balanced diet in which most of the major food groups–ice cream, chocolate, and fruit–are well-represented. Just take time to eat an occasional doughnut so you get your carbohydrates as well.
Wendy February 27, 2012 at 10:07 am: This post is really had a humor! Now, I learned something new that Ice cream and Frozen yogurt is rich in calcium. Thanks for sharing this..
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cottage By The Sea February 27, 2012 at 10:50 am: Incoherent and weepy do not good tennis or golf partners make, or so I hear.
Kim February 27, 2012 at 11:15 pm: Well, there goes my diet! Your pics just gave me the munchies!
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Ayie February 28, 2012 at 12:22 am: I liked reading this post…I want to make sure this can be shared so that other people can enjoy this too…
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Jo H. February 28, 2012 at 12:25 am: Those … ahem … calcium powerhouses … are exceedingly pretty.

Fortunately for me, I am not tempted by your pretty pictures, as my sensitive teeth make it very hard to enjoy ice cream. Please do not post any pictures of regular chocolate. Especially the Swiss kind. Thank you
Cheryl Barker February 28, 2012 at 6:21 pm: I used to play tennis with my daughter until she got way better than me. Maybe I should have loaded up on calcium the way you do, Lynn!
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The Retired One March 4, 2012 at 3:36 pm: This made me giggle…..oh, how I have missed reading your blog! It is all my fault…I can barely put photos up on my OWN blog, thus have neglected reading anyone else’s blogs…but I hope I can do more of it now….missed reading you and laughing more than I can say!!
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