HELP! I’m being chased by a tree!

by Lynn on March 19, 2012

Someone was watching me.
I could feel it.

I tried to ignore the sensation.
I tried to be rational…which wasn’t easy.

I was surrounded by trees.
Why would they harm me?

Sure, I’ve cut down hundreds of trees…
but I had good reason.

I mean, it tore me apart to cut down the trees.
My husband made me do it.

Luckily, trees can’t chase, or bite, or eat humans.
Heck, they can’t even see. So there.

Or maybe they can…