I like sex.

by Lynn on March 5, 2012

I like sex.
There, I said it.

That’s why I’m a huge supporter of marriage.
What’s not to like about a social institution that condones sex?

Er, pay no attention to the screaming you hear. That’s just my kids screeching that I’ve marred their psyches for life. They prefer to believe that their conception took place in a sterile bio lab. Not in the passionate clutches of the marriage bed. Or kitchen counter. Or garage floor.

Personally, I’m trying not to hear my ancestors’ moans of embarrassment. They’re all trying to pretend that they much preferred reading Tolstoy to having sex. Liars, all of them. I know they liked sex. How else would I have gotten here? So, I’m bringing this topic out in the open. Marriage is awesome, because we get to have sex whenever we want. Unless, of course, we’re out to dinner with friends. Then it’s kind of awkward.

So, in conclusion, I would like to apologize to my parents for this post.
And my Bible study group. And my Pastor, of course. And my kid’s coach.
And my readers…let’s pretend we never had this conversation.

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{ 15 comments }

Christine March 5, 2012 at 5:58 am: Sleep? Who needs sleep? Sleep is for wimps! Your kids can add my kids to their support group.
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Kim @ Homesteader's Heart March 5, 2012 at 6:13 am: I used to joke around and say that the only reason to get married was so you could have sex. LOL! It’s no secret that I love it too. Well NOW it’s not.
Though you probably won’t see it on my blog or anything. I have a reputation to uphold. I’m not sure what that is but if I started talking about sex my peeps would probably all laugh or gasp or call my husband.
And just so you know, I don’t believe I’ve said the word sex so many times, if any, in a comment before. HA! You bring out the best in my my friend!
BIG HUGS!
Kim
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Sunday Stilwell March 5, 2012 at 7:26 am: You hussy!!!

See Also: Atta girl!
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Christopher Laevey March 5, 2012 at 7:34 am: Hell, you were going to have to pay for their therapy bills anyway. Might as well give them something to talk about.

PS. I’m not so sure I want to eat anything that comes out of your kitchen
Barb - The Empty Nest Mom March 5, 2012 at 8:05 am: Yep – sex is like the 600 pound elephant siting in the room. It’s there – but who talks about it. I’m stopping by from SITS this morning. I mean, who couldn’t resist a title like that (in your comment luv). I like sex too. There, I’ve said it. Nice way to start the week.
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Rose37 March 5, 2012 at 9:34 am: In a kind of relationship, sex is one of the factors that built the relationship of a partners more stronger and effective but note this one “Love and sex” must perform at the same time because if sex will get high and overcome the love it will turns into lust and will fades away…
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Christopher March 5, 2012 at 2:30 pm: I’m just glad to see that you’re spending a lot of time in the library so you have a theoretical knowledge of the subject as well as a practical understanding of it.

But I won’t ask if you’ve actually had sex in the library. What happens in the library stays in the library. Although as someone who works in a library I remember the time we got a copy of Madonna’s book “Sex”, which had to go through several people for processing, leading to occasional yells of “Who has Sex in their office?”
Jo H. March 5, 2012 at 5:50 pm: Funny post and great comments!

I can’t pretend we never had this conversation
Julie March 5, 2012 at 6:24 pm: Okay, let’s pretend that we’ve never had this discussion, but… I love sex, too! And I’ve been living in a beautiful marriage for 20years! So what
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Kearsie March 5, 2012 at 10:36 pm: hahahaahhahaahhahahahaha!!!!

Man.
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Christa the BabbyMama March 6, 2012 at 9:10 am: I think your pastor would be okay with it. God created sex, after all!
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Maysel03 March 8, 2012 at 12:37 am: Very Hilarious post indeed! I love your first picture.. I really enjoyed reading your post!
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Deanne35 March 9, 2012 at 2:23 pm: I really enjoyed reading your blog and all the comment as well, sex is everything and all of us can relate into it…. Always remember that love is more than important on how relationship works until then..
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Robin | Farewell, Stranger March 9, 2012 at 9:36 pm: You’ve clearly done your homework!
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Kelsey87 March 15, 2012 at 10:30 am: Very Funny! I really enjoyed reading your post and you made me laugh with this topic. Thanks and i’m looking forward to read more from you.
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