Why my life is in the crapper, part deux

by Lynn on March 26, 2012

“We can afford this if we sell the dog!” I screeched.
My husband didn’t buy my solution.
I told him to wait and see.

 Do any of you want to buy a dog for $800,000?
She’s really, really cute.


You don’t want to pay $800,000 for a yappy dog?


In that case, I’ll have to figure out how to make my house as good as this one.


Aha! I think I tracked down the answer!


Man, oh man, if I had me a powerful toilet,
I’d feel like we lived in a $800,000 house.

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