A modern fairy tale

by Lynn on April 13, 2012

Once upon a time,
a family sent their precious princess to lacrosse camp.

Princess Tulip was as delicate as a flower.
The Queen worried about sending her so far away,
but the King insisted that it would be “good” for her.

After a long banishment from the kingdom,
Princess Tulip finally returned home to the loving embrace of the Queen.
The Queen screamed in anguish when she saw what Princess Tulip brought home.

It was a huge bruise the size of a lacrosse ball.
The King tried to explain that this was normal for a lacrosse goalie.
The Queen nodded graciously, pushed him out of the castle, and locked the door.


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