I’m tired of men dueling over me.

Yesterday, two men dueled for my attention.

If I had a dollar for every time this happened,
I’d be blogging about how sunny it is in Hawaii right now.

It’s stressful watching a duel. I begged them to stop.
They didn’t hear my pleas over the clanging of their swords.

The neighbors began to complain about the noise.
That only served to escalate the tension, and the dueling continued.

It’s flattering when two knights try to impress you in this fashion.
However, some members of my family weren’t so impressed:

I endeavored to stop the duel by offering the knights cookies.
They wouldn’t stop unless I offered one of them a kiss.

“I can’t,” I said. “I’m already married.”
The fighting came to an abrupt halt.

One of the men challenged my husband to a duel.
Then my husband stepped on him.
The End.

Kim @ Homesteader's Heart April 2, 2012 at 6:42 am

Okay a little Pirates of the Caribbean music in the background and a stop action movie would have made this. I’m just sayin’.
I’m just cracking up wondering what your dog was thinking in picture # 5. LOL! I mean I know what I’M thinking but a dog’s point of view would have been priceless.
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Eileen Emerson April 2, 2012 at 7:56 am

Oh, I adore the hero… he’s so HEROIC looking!

I woulda kissed him. 😉 Husband or not….

Christopher April 2, 2012 at 9:12 am

I just hope for your husband’s sake that he didn’t have to remove a tiny little sword from his foot.

Jo H. April 2, 2012 at 2:47 pm

I notice the guy in the funny hat was NOT brave enough to fight the giant. That says something right there about that guy, and probably about his hat too 🙂

Jen April 2, 2012 at 9:12 pm

Oh to be the object of obsession….

Cheryl Barker April 3, 2012 at 12:45 pm

Love how you said you’d be blogging from sunny Hawaii if you had a dollar for every time this happened 🙂
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Parnell B. Clark April 3, 2012 at 9:04 pm

This is very interesting post Thanks for sharing this post. I love it.

Shirley Fai April 3, 2012 at 9:52 pm

I love how you took the pictures you have here…For me, these are really awesome posts! Anyway, thanks for the help…
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Jen {at} take2mommy April 4, 2012 at 5:07 pm

Too funny! Although the dog doesn’t look very amused…

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