Adopt this…dog

by Lynn on May 25, 2012

Ah, our woods look so lovely right now.
(Imagine birds singing, toads croaking…)

I feel so content as I behold the beauty.
(Cue the ominous music.)

What the hello kitty?
(Tympani banging.)

You’ve GOT to be kidding me.
(Music crescendos to a loud peak.)

(Drumroll…with a cymbal crash at the end.)
I will outwit you, my friend.


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