Don’t visit a college where the guys walk around in underwear

My daughter doesn’t want me to homeschool her for college.
So, I took her to a University so she’d see how YUCKY it is.

My plan backfired.
She LIKED the stately, inspiring architecture.
What a weird kid.


I told her not to get too excited,
because she’d be spending most of her time here:

Why are you laughing? Of course she’ll be studying!
I told her the professors would make her read books like this:

Oddly enough, she didn’t mind studying these types of books.
I had to try a different tact. She had no idea what she was getting herself into.
I insisted she’d miss me. I told her she’d probably wish she could read this book:

Her eyes became glazed over, and her innocent little face turned bright red.
“Mom, what the heck is THAT?” She pointed a shaky finger to this:

Eager to demonstrate I could teach her as well as any professor, I said:
“That’s the men’s track team. It looks like they wear their underwear when they run.”
“That settles it.” She stared at the dude in the middle and smiled. “I want to go HERE for college.”

And then I fainted.

The end.

Kim @ Homesteader's Heart July 27, 2012 at 7:37 am

You would have had me screaming and running frantically from the place. But then again, college scared me half to death anyway. LOL!
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Christopher July 27, 2012 at 8:32 am

I would recommend that you send her to the college I went to, since I never saw guys walking around in their underwear. No, there was just that one guy who occasionally walked around naked. I’m not sure that’s an improvement.
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diane July 27, 2012 at 2:44 pm

Those are some weird looking dudes. Makes the guys in low rider jeans showing their boxers look downright safe doesn’t it? Just tell her Mother knows best…oh that’s right…they don’t listen to that!

Trust me, you will survive!

Jo H. July 29, 2012 at 12:07 am

“…I took her to a University so she’d see how YUCKY it is.”

Oh, it looks yucky indeed, doesn’t it, with its gorgeous buildings and scantily-clad men 🙂

Alexis Coleman August 2, 2012 at 6:05 am

I am so happy that I survived my college days. However, it is nice to be on college since I can mingle and enjoy.
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