Eating healthy is so…boring.
So I stopped.
Oh yes.
Chocolate covered bacon.
Don’t worry, though. I still eat healthy stuff too.
Freeing myself from the constants of healthy living
has brought a whole new world of opportunities to me.
I hate to brag, but I won a bunch of food for the whole family.
And while I was at the hospital, I met a very nice surgical intern.
He doesn’t say much, but he likes the beach as much as I do.
I told my daughter I finally found her a boyfriend
that her father is going to LOVE!
Here he is:
It’s a match made in heaven.
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Hi, Lynn! I just LOVE your blog. I only got to check it out today.
The name just gets me, “for love or funny.” I love witty mom bloggers!
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Ah yes, the silent type. But sometimes silent can be deadly if you know what I mean. LOL! I’m JUST sayin’.
Sending bacon lovin’ hugs today!
Kim
Kim @ Homesteader’s Heart´s last [type] ..Hello? Are you still there?
Not only is he a great guy for your daughter, you can keep him in line by threatening to put him in the wood chipper if he ever breaks her heart.
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Looks kinda like a beach bum to me – are you SURE he’s a surgical intern? I mean, I don’t think he talks, so how do you know? LOL
He looks a little vacant behind his eyes. I think she may want him to have a little more brain activity.
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At least you know he’ll never lose his hair. My husband is now bald and I wish I had had a guarantee like that lol.
Stopping by from SITS
Melissa @ Completely Eclipsed´s last [type] ..Losing The One
I don’t particularly like his style. That shirt has got to go. I do like the fact that after they are married she will never have to put up with snoring!
I love bacon and I love chocolate, but I can honestly say I’d never even thought of bacon covered chocolate before
Cheryl Barker´s last [type] ..Summer Photo Fun: Artist Jeneal Rogers
Thats great so funny,. enjoy your blog.. everything is bacon these days isnt it?
Handsome fella! He looks so polite, hmmmm …. unless he doesn’t answer u back when u ask him a question, then he is just plain RUDE. The nerve of him! Search continues for prince charming!
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I think my husband would approve of him as a future boyfriend for our eight year old daughter. He refuses to admit that she will ever be old enough for dating!
Patricia P´s last [type] ..Why I Shouldn’t Go Out Alone
HA! I’d tell my husband about this, but he’s already standing at the door with a shotgun to scare boys away, and the girl’s only one year old.
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Chocolate covered bacon? I’m done. I’ve really seen everything now. Everything.
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You are a crack up!
AND – you were one of the most-clicked links at last week’s #findingthefunny! We’re featuring you tomorrow (and I pinned this)! Thanks for linking up!
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Awesome mama for scoring the free food for your fam! And loving how “sterile” this guy looks–a nice buffer against those raging teenage hormones, I say
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