Eating healthy is so…boring.
So I stopped.
Chocolate covered bacon.
Don’t worry, though. I still eat healthy stuff too.
Freeing myself from the constants of healthy living
has brought a whole new world of opportunities to me.
I hate to brag, but I won a bunch of food for the whole family.
And while I was at the hospital, I met a very nice surgical intern.
He doesn’t say much, but he likes the beach as much as I do.
I told my daughter I finally found her a boyfriend
that her father is going to LOVE!
Here he is:
Want me to find a date for you?