It’s time to stop wrapping presents and start judging, folks.
We have six sexy Santas entered in this year’s Beauty Contest.
So, without further ado, let’s take a gander at our contestants.
Here is Santa #1:
He works out at the gym six days a week to maintain his rock-hard abs.
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Here is Santa #2:
Are you hungry? This Santa can whip up dinner in a flash AND gaze dreamily into your eyes.
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Here is Santa #3:
This Santa will listen to your problems AND rub your feet. It’s a win, win.
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Here is Santa #4:
This Santa might pop out the chimney and track mud on the carpet,
but he’ll have you laughing so hard you won’t mind the dirt.
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Here is Santa #5:
If reading Tolstoy is your bag, this Nick is for you.
He can recite Shakespeare, too, if you’re in the mood for something light.
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And Santa #6:
Don’t let the unkempt beard fool ya. This guy LOVES to clean.
You’ll never have a speck of dust on your coffee table if you choose him.
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Okay, gang, who is it going to be?
You pick!
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{ 9 comments }
This is hysterical – I just watched the Dr. Who Christmas special last night with the plastic Santas who try to kill everyone! So although foot rubs and someone to clean sound great, I think I’ll have to pass… can’t take any chances, you know!
Jamie´s last [type] ..Proving the Wrong Point
I’m going to have to go with #2 Santa. Anyone that can give me a break in the kitchen is a winner in my book. Besides #3′s eyes look right through me and give me the creeps. LOL!
XOXO
Kim
Kim @ Homesteader’s Heart´s last [type] ..And the Gingerbread House Winner Is…….
I’ve gotta go with Santa #6. I assume he won’t care that I’m lounging on the couch, unshaven, while he cleans the house.
Christopher´s last [type] ..Microwave Safe.
Oh…I’ve always thought it would be fun to be part of a beauty pageant. I pick #4…I could use a good laugh! Besides, I like his eyes…so dark and mysterious!
I chose Santa # 6. Does he do windows too?
I go for #6…I can do just about anything but clean…..give me a man that cleans and I’ll follow him anywhere, especially Santa!!
Kathy Ethington´s last [type] ..Good night Halloween
{Melinda} Definitely Santa #2! Any man who can cook — and give me a break from making dinner — is gonna get my vote!
Mothering From Scratch´s last [type] ..serving with no strings attached
I’ll have to pick Santa #2 also. I’d love to have all my cooking done for me!
I gotta go with Santa #2 as well!
Love me some Santa that can cook! Does he do the dishes too?
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