Here are the Santas who didn’t make it into the Beauty Contest

by Lynn on December 21, 2012

Sadly, we had to disqualify a few Santas from this year’s contest.
They didn’t quite, er, meet our standards.
Well, heck. Judge for yourselves.

I’m sorry, Santa, but at least clean your glasses…

Wait a minute, is that a tear on your cheek?
Santas are supposed to be merry, dude.
You’re bringing us all down…

I can’t quite put my finger on why this next guy wasn’t accepted into the contest.
Oh, wait a minute, maybe it’s because we couldn’t see his face!

I’m sorry, but you’re not a Santa if you’re not wearing a red suit…

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Er, this next guy reminded me too much of my Great Uncle Wally,
who smelled like pickles and sour whiskey…

And insofar as the next guy goes.
All I can say is…
Yikes.

Have a great weekend, my friends!

{ 5 comments }

tori nelson December 21, 2012 at 5:57 am: Ahhh, I kind of like the Gordon’s Fisherman Santa. The hot glue crying Santa might’ve ruined my childhood.
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Kim @ Homesteader's Heart December 21, 2012 at 7:45 am: Oh the Santa in the fisherman’s suit would have won hands down back home. LOL! As for that last one, all I can say is NIGHT MARES! LOL!
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Vanea Alexander Bell December 22, 2012 at 11:51 am: Lol… Those are baad santas…! ) Ugly and – brrr – non~sexy. Joking. Merry Christmas, Lynn dear! Hugs to all of you. :’(
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April December 23, 2012 at 10:16 am: I would encourage you to look on the heart, not on the face. Don’t be so judgmental. HeeHee! Have a very Merry (and Marry) Christmas, Lynn!
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Jo H. December 24, 2012 at 1:09 am: Eep! Some of those are pretty scary-looking! I do like the dude in the sou’wester suit holding the lobster, though