After exhaustive research,
involving multiple surveys, a Ph.D. thesis,
and long nights pouring over ancient texts and grocery receipts,
I know what Santa is REALLY thinking.
“I finally finished my Christmas shopping!”
Lucky dog. I’m not.
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“I eat cookies all the time because people like me chubby. Winning!”
Suddenly, I’m very jealous of Santa.
* * * * *
“My workshop never needs batteries. We are powered by magic.”
I could’ve used a little magic during Hurricane Sandy.
* * * * *
“That Lynn Kellan is one hot lady.”
Oops. Who knew Santa was such a flirt?
Ho, ho, ho.
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Now it’s your turn…
Tell me, what is this Santa thinking?
Leave a comment below and tell us what this Santa is thinking!
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“I lost my specs somewhere over New York City. If you find them please return them to 321 Candy Cane Ln. North Pole -00000.”
Kim @ Homesteader’s Heart´s last [type] ..The Gingerbread House Competition 2012!
“Whoa, I feel kind of funny. Rudolph’s nose is making trails. I feel like I’m already flying and the sleigh hasn’t even taken off yet. And I have an intense craving for potato chips. What was in those brownies at that last house?”
Christopher´s last [type] ..Dear David Mitchell…
Why do people keep giving me electric razors for Christmas?
Katy @ Experienced Bad Mom´s last [type] ..More Rage Against the Kindergarten Machine
Seriously….you want what for Christmas?
“can someone please tell me where this fiscal cliff is? i want to be sure the reindeer steer the sleigh clear and we don’t all ‘go over it’!”
Any chance someone will leave a hot toddy instead of milk?
I just found out that Lynn Kellan is married … I’m a little sad now … I need a few moments, please …
I’m not really Santa Claus, but I DID stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night…
Tammy´s last [type] ..To the brink of insanity and back
{Melinda} Santa is thinking I’d better start getting my act together since Christmas is 11 days away.
Mothering From Scratch´s last [type] ..flying shepherds? It’s real-ity
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