What Santa is REALLY thinking…

by Lynn on December 12, 2012

After exhaustive research,
involving multiple surveys, a Ph.D. thesis,
and long nights pouring over ancient texts and grocery receipts,
I know what Santa is REALLY thinking.

"I finally finished my Christmas shopping!"

“I finally finished my Christmas shopping!”

Lucky dog. I’m not.

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“I eat cookies all the time because people like me chubby. Winning!”

Suddenly, I’m very jealous of Santa.

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“My workshop never needs batteries. We are powered by magic.”

I could’ve used a little magic during Hurricane Sandy.

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“That Lynn Kellan is one hot lady.”

Oops. Who knew Santa was such a flirt?
Ho, ho, ho.

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Now it’s your turn…
Tell me, what is this Santa thinking?

Leave a comment below and tell us what this Santa is thinking!