What Santa is REALLY thinking…

After exhaustive research,
involving multiple surveys, a Ph.D. thesis,
and long nights pouring over ancient texts and grocery receipts,
I know what Santa is REALLY thinking.

"I finally finished my Christmas shopping!"

“I finally finished my Christmas shopping!”

Lucky dog. I’m not.

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“I eat cookies all the time because people like me chubby. Winning!”

Suddenly, I’m very jealous of Santa.

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“My workshop never needs batteries. We are powered by magic.”

I could’ve used a little magic during Hurricane Sandy.

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“That Lynn Kellan is one hot lady.”

Oops. Who knew Santa was such a flirt?
Ho, ho, ho.

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Now it’s your turn…
Tell me, what is this Santa thinking?

Leave a comment below and tell us what this Santa is thinking!


Kim @ Homesteader's Heart December 12, 2012 at 8:40 am

“I lost my specs somewhere over New York City. If you find them please return them to 321 Candy Cane Ln. North Pole -00000.”
Kim @ Homesteader’s Heart´s last blog post ..The Gingerbread House Competition 2012!

Christopher December 12, 2012 at 9:10 am

“Whoa, I feel kind of funny. Rudolph’s nose is making trails. I feel like I’m already flying and the sleigh hasn’t even taken off yet. And I have an intense craving for potato chips. What was in those brownies at that last house?”
Christopher´s last blog post ..Dear David Mitchell…

Katy @ Experienced Bad Mom December 12, 2012 at 9:22 am

Why do people keep giving me electric razors for Christmas?
Katy @ Experienced Bad Mom´s last blog post ..More Rage Against the Kindergarten Machine

Jennifer December 12, 2012 at 11:44 am

Seriously….you want what for Christmas?

Sandy December 12, 2012 at 12:21 pm

“can someone please tell me where this fiscal cliff is? i want to be sure the reindeer steer the sleigh clear and we don’t all ‘go over it’!”

diane December 12, 2012 at 2:49 pm

Any chance someone will leave a hot toddy instead of milk?

Jo H. December 12, 2012 at 7:10 pm

I just found out that Lynn Kellan is married … I’m a little sad now … I need a few moments, please …


Tammy December 12, 2012 at 11:58 pm

I’m not really Santa Claus, but I DID stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night…
Tammy´s last blog post ..To the brink of insanity and back

Mothering From Scratch December 14, 2012 at 9:58 am

{Melinda} Santa is thinking I’d better start getting my act together since Christmas is 11 days away. 🙂
Mothering From Scratch´s last blog post ..flying shepherds? It’s real-ity

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