Happy New Year!
To celebrate, I gained ten pounds.
As it turns out, celebrities love women with extra girth.
Yep. Nate Berkus asked me to decorate his living room.
Afterwards, I festooned my little house with lights.
Of course, I kept things classy and understated.
Santa was a bit stunned by the decor.
By mistake, he replaced my dog with a far larger model.
I missed my little dog, so I gorged on cake and cookies to ease the pain.
My cholesterol levels reached new highs, and I had a brief out-of-body experience.
Happily, my spirit traveled up rather than down. I caught a rare glimpse of heaven.
As always, I had my camera with me. Here’s a snapshot of what you can expect to see:
Don’t worry. All the books are free in heaven.
And there’s always a comfy chair available.
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What do you think heaven looks like?
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To me, Heaven would be anywhere near that enormous dog you’ve got staring down your door. Ohhhhh! I love him.
Actually, I need to meet him and talk to his owners — he’s going to be my hero’s dog in the upcoming book. No joke!
I’ve missed you girlfriend. And if I were you, I’d be hunting Santa down and getting your cute little doggie poo back. LOL!
It’s funny, any time I make something that smells delicious. I always say, I bet this is what Heaven is going to smell like.
XOXO,
Kim
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My Heaven would look more like an old-fashioned library. And would allow dogs. But would also have a prominent Customer Service kiosk, because I’m sure even in Heaven I’d get lost.
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To me, Heaven will look like a good old fashioned Sunday dinner at Grandma’s house with all my family and angels around the table with God at the head of the table.
Hope you had a great holiday!
Heaven would look just like your picture, with a big comfortable bed in a dim corner somewhere, and no dang alarm clock! Sleep, read, sleep, read …
It’s a warm sandy beach at twilight when the sun is just starting to go down but hasn’t yet. You don’t ever have to cook dinner, it will be waiting for you. Dogs are allowed on the beach and sand automatically falls off of them before you reach the front door. Everyone is always happy to see you and you always have the energy to write and paint. There would be lots of laughing a long naps. Heaven…
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