Judging by the looks of things, we humans need more sticks.
Because if dog behavior is any indication, sticks produce huge surges of endorphins.
“Look! A stick!!!”
“Oh, I’m sooooooo happy.”
“I will never EVER give you up.
I will gaze lovingly upon you until the world ends.
What? We have to visit the mean veterinarian for shots?”
”Oh, goody. I can’t wait to show him my STICK!!!”
This post brought to you by Sticks.
Do not throw us away!
What item makes you deliriously happy?