When I try to be sexy…

by Lynn on January 21, 2013

Every time I try to be sexy,
this happens:

 My kid photo bombs me, or…

The camera settings are ALL wrong, or…

I look like a total dweeb with an oversized white t-shirt, or…

I look like I’m obsessed with my hair, or…

My dog can’t stop wiggling.

Moral of the story:
Stop trying to be sexy.

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Your suggestions about how to be sexy are welcome…

{ 11 comments }

Kim @ Homesteader's Heart January 21, 2013 at 7:28 am

I was hoping to come here and get some advice for myself. LOL! I think sexy is overrated. I’m going for the “you wanna piece of me?” look. It’s funny how this affects people. Ha! Ha!
OXOX,
Kim

Cottage By The Sea January 21, 2013 at 11:41 am

You are adorable! I loved having the photos to look at after viewing posts for so many years. I feel like you were just here!
By the by, my kid makes pie. I hope she makes churro’s next. I don’t fry because it makes too big a mess on my stove. Have a glorious day you sexy lady.

Christopher January 21, 2013 at 12:06 pm

Here’s the best advice I know: be yourself. Anyone who doesn’t find that sexy, or at the very least appealing, isn’t worth your time.
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Jo H. January 21, 2013 at 10:17 pm

I second what Christopher said.

And LOL @ Kim!

Britton January 22, 2013 at 8:25 am

Hahahaha especially at the one with the photobomb and the dog! You’ll get it! ;-)
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Amber January 22, 2013 at 9:07 am

Haha. I can’t even try to be sexy. I just wind up looking foolish or pissed off.

Andrea January 22, 2013 at 3:24 pm

Yeah, I think a few high schoolers with Facebook and Instagram may be a little more skilled at the “sexy face” than use grown folks. Must be something in the water. Visiting from SITS!
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Heather's Happenings January 22, 2013 at 4:32 pm

I need to learn the secret of how to look sexy too. When I try I look totally messed up!
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Cheryl Barker January 23, 2013 at 12:05 am

Sorry, can’t help you, Lynn. I gave up a long time ago :)
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Mo @ The Baby Is Fine January 23, 2013 at 12:44 am

Ha! These are awesome – the dog one is my fave. I too am incapable of being sexy on command in photos (or in life…but that’s a separate issue). I tried to send a saucy photo to my husband and finally just gave up after taking about 10 weird mirror photos of myself with 10 different variations of half-smile/smirk/grimace.
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Grampy January 23, 2013 at 2:28 am

practice, practice, practice

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