Every time I try to be sexy,
this happens:
My kid photo bombs me, or…
The camera settings are ALL wrong, or…
I look like a total dweeb with an oversized white t-shirt, or…
I look like I’m obsessed with my hair, or…
My dog can’t stop wiggling.
Moral of the story:
Stop trying to be sexy.
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Your suggestions about how to be sexy are welcome…








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I was hoping to come here and get some advice for myself. LOL! I think sexy is overrated. I’m going for the “you wanna piece of me?” look. It’s funny how this affects people. Ha! Ha!
OXOX,
Kim
You are adorable! I loved having the photos to look at after viewing posts for so many years. I feel like you were just here!
By the by, my kid makes pie. I hope she makes churro’s next. I don’t fry because it makes too big a mess on my stove. Have a glorious day you sexy lady.
Here’s the best advice I know: be yourself. Anyone who doesn’t find that sexy, or at the very least appealing, isn’t worth your time.
Christopher´s last [type] ..Snake, Rattle, and Roll.
I second what Christopher said.
And LOL @ Kim!
Hahahaha especially at the one with the photobomb and the dog! You’ll get it!
Britton´s last [type] ..Motivational Monday: OMG…My first 5K!
Haha. I can’t even try to be sexy. I just wind up looking foolish or pissed off.
Yeah, I think a few high schoolers with Facebook and Instagram may be a little more skilled at the “sexy face” than use grown folks. Must be something in the water. Visiting from SITS!
Andrea´s last [type] ..Didn’t Know I Was Stupid Till I Met Someone Smart
I need to learn the secret of how to look sexy too. When I try I look totally messed up!
Heather’s Happenings´s last [type] ..Guest Blogger: Emmy Mom
Sorry, can’t help you, Lynn. I gave up a long time ago
Cheryl Barker´s last [type] ..Short-lived Beauty: Blue Jays and More
Ha! These are awesome – the dog one is my fave. I too am incapable of being sexy on command in photos (or in life…but that’s a separate issue). I tried to send a saucy photo to my husband and finally just gave up after taking about 10 weird mirror photos of myself with 10 different variations of half-smile/smirk/grimace.
Mo @ The Baby Is Fine´s last [type] ..Top Ten Tuesday: Why Hello, SITS-ers!
practice, practice, practice
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