Don’t read this if you are going to send your kid to college.
College provides rich opportunities for learning and enrichment, but…
I was shocked, appalled, and enraged
…because I wasn’t invited to play.
Apparently, I don’t look like a college sophomore any more.
I ran to the library and sobbed in the Medieval Literature section.
Seemed to be the place to go, since college boys think I’m 500 years old.
I wasn’t the only one crying into the wrinkled parchment of an ancient tome.
There were five other angry women in the aisle, cursing the cruel ravages of time.
We wiped off our blotchy faces, hoisted up our Spanx,and borrowed a copy of the Kama Sutra.
We carried the ancient tome out to the Quad and were quickly invited to a fraternity party.
Moral of the story: It pays to read classic literature…and wear Spanx.
What did you study in college?