I can’t smell.
I’ve got a stuffy nose,
so flowers smell like nothin’.
My favorite dinner smells like nothin’.
Everything smells like nothing.
The only thing that smells is…
Bwah ha ha! Get it? She smells, but I have no idea if she smells.
And this is why head colds make terrible writers.
This post brought to you by teenagers.
We carry viruses that adults can’t fend off.
How are you feeling today?