Looking at colleges is like looking at an empty pizza box.
You wish you could start all over again, without the anchovies.
If I could do college again, I’d major in something I REALLY loved.
Like college men. Bwah ha ha ha ha. Just kidding.
And no, my college roommate isn’t allowed to comment.
You know who you are.
I would take the astronomy class I was afraid to take.
I want to look through the telescope at the stars, even if it involves math.
My college roommate IS allowed to comment about my performance in statistics.
Oh, no. Scratch that. She’s not allowed to comment on my classroom attendance. At all.
I would schedule more lunch dates with friends.
ESPECIALLY if those lunch dates were with college men.
Let me make it perfectly clear that my roommate may not comment on this topic.
I would spend more time in the library, reading books that interested me. Just because.
Sociology. Art History. Human Sexuality. Oops, did I say that?
Mom and Dad, please stop reading this post. I love you.
My college roommate is absolutely forbidden to comment about the steamy novels on my bookshelf.
And finally, if I were to do college again, I’d take a drawing course.
Especially if male nudes were involved. My interest in this topic is strictly artistic.
If you are my college roommate, please refrain from talking about the pictures on my dorm wall.
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Seize the day. And remember to buy your college roommate a really terrific gift.