How to stop her from flirting with your husband.

by Lynn on August 5, 2013

 

 

 

Know someone who flirts with your husband?
I know how to get rid of her.
First, get a bull.

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Be careful. He’s angry, spiteful, and devoid of good manners.
And he’s got nasty halitosis.

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He’ll kick your wall, and dishes will scatter on your kitchen counter.
Toys will litter the floor. Your bras will hang from the ceiling fan.
When the house is a wreck, the doorbell will ring. It’s her.
The one who gossips and flirts with your spouse.

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Get a bulldog. He will chase away the bull.
However, pulling the lingerie off the ceiling fan is your job.
Frankly, a bulldog just isn’t tall enough to reach those scanty panties.

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Be sure to dress your pooch in a fancy matador’s outfit. Open the door.
Your lascivious neighbor will be stuck dumb with surprise.
She won’t even notice that you’ve hidden your spouse.

And that, my friends, is how you stop unwelcome flirting.

Additional suggestions are welcome…

Melissa @ Completely Eclipsed August 5, 2013 at 11:36 am

I’m almost hoping someone flirts with my husband so I can justify buying a halitosis ridden bull! Hilarious.

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Jo H. August 5, 2013 at 1:05 pm

OMG!!! I had to do this exact same thing just last week!!! How did you get pictures!!!!

That is an AWESOME mural, and a hilarious post!

Cottage By The Sea August 5, 2013 at 2:49 pm

Those pictures scared me. If someone flirts with my husband, after I wipe her off the floor, I will show her those pictures!

Terra August 5, 2013 at 6:52 pm

That bull is a wild thing all right, and I like the word pictures you set up.
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Christopher August 6, 2013 at 9:13 am

I don’t think there are any additional suggestions I can offer to stop another woman flirting with your husband, unless she owns a china shop. Then that bull could be very useful.
Christopher´s last blog post ..A Word From Arthur C. Clarke.

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