How to stop her from flirting with your husband.

by Lynn on August 5, 2013

 

 

 

Know someone who flirts with your husband?
I know how to get rid of her.
First, get a bull.

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Be careful. He’s angry, spiteful, and devoid of good manners.
And he’s got nasty halitosis.

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He’ll kick your wall, and dishes will scatter on your kitchen counter.
Toys will litter the floor. Your bras will hang from the ceiling fan.
When the house is a wreck, the doorbell will ring. It’s her.
The one who gossips and flirts with your spouse.

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Get a bulldog. He will chase away the bull.
However, pulling the lingerie off the ceiling fan is your job.
Frankly, a bulldog just isn’t tall enough to reach those scanty panties.

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Be sure to dress your pooch in a fancy matador’s outfit. Open the door.
Your lascivious neighbor will be stuck dumb with surprise.
She¬†won’t even notice that you’ve hidden your spouse.

And that, my friends, is how you stop unwelcome flirting.

Additional suggestions are welcome…