Do NOT go for a long drive after you guzzle a bottle of water.
Things will spiral out of your control in a matter of moments.
You see, construction guys love to torture folks with full bladders.
I complained about my discomfort to my fellow traveler.
In other words, my husband.
I begged him to stop at the next rest area.
I complained about how inconvenient it is to stay hydrated while traveling.
I promised to buy him something if he found me a rest room.
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