Complaining added ten pounds to my figure

by Lynn on November 22, 2013

Do NOT go for a long drive after you guzzle a bottle of water.
Things will spiral out of your control in a matter of moments.


You see, construction guys love to torture folks with full bladders.
I complained about my discomfort to my fellow traveler.
In other words, my husband.


I begged him to stop at the next rest area.
I complained about how inconvenient it is to stay hydrated while traveling.
I promised to buy him something if he found me a rest room.

I felt  better after we stopped at the rest room.
I ate six donuts and drank another bottle of water.
In hindsight, maybe the water wasn’t such a good idea.


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Christopher November 22, 2013 at 9:09 am

Next time while you’re guzzling that water make sure your husband has a large coffee. And maybe a bran muffin. I don’t mean to be crass, but the strategy here is to make sure he’s going to need to pull over too.
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Jo H. November 22, 2013 at 12:57 pm

My husband doesn’t expect anything when we stop. He knew when we got married that frequent stopping was part of the deal. And I don’t even have to drink anything to need to stop … signed, owner of world’s smallest bladder. Sigh.

Other than that bit of unwanted sharing, I have nothing to offer except to endorse Christopher’s strategy.

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