How to survive spaceships and talking buffalo

by Lynn on November 20, 2013

Bad things happen in cold football stands.
The frigid aluminum seats numb your brain.
I don’t know about you, but my brain is in my bottom.


It was FREEZING when we watched my kid’s last field hockey game.
My daughter is in the above picture. She’s one of the blurs.
I looked around to distract myself from the cold.
I saw something very disturbing.

Cold makes me hallucinate.
To stop the downward spiral, I stole some lady’s hot chocolate.
I felt much more optimistic after gulping down the beverage.


My strange behavior concerned my husband.
He took me out for a lovely, romantic dinner afterwards.
I thought the restaurant’s decor was a bit..strange.


I decided to have a salad.


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Christopher November 20, 2013 at 10:28 am

You were definitely hallucinating. I know for a fact that buffalo said, “Try the salmon!”
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L R Jensen November 20, 2013 at 11:00 am

Hilarious! My brain is in my bottom too;)

Jo H. November 20, 2013 at 10:37 pm

I see nothing wrong with your thoughts. I was thinking the EXACT SAME THINGS!

And I don’t even have a frozen bottom!

Angel The Alien November 23, 2013 at 9:38 pm

Everyone in the room is looking at me now because I literally LOLed!
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