How to survive spaceships and talking buffalo

by Lynn on November 20, 2013

Bad things happen in cold football stands.
The frigid aluminum seats numb your brain.
I don’t know about you, but my brain is in my bottom.

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It was FREEZING when we watched my kid’s last field hockey game.
My daughter is in the above picture. She’s one of the blurs.
I looked around to distract myself from the cold.
I saw something very disturbing.

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Cold makes me hallucinate.
To stop the downward spiral, I stole some lady’s hot chocolate.
I felt much more optimistic after gulping down the beverage.

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My strange behavior concerned my husband.
He took me out for a lovely, romantic dinner afterwards.
I thought the restaurant’s decor was a bit..strange.

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I decided to have a salad.

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{ 4 comments }

Christopher November 20, 2013 at 10:28 am

You were definitely hallucinating. I know for a fact that buffalo said, “Try the salmon!”
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L R Jensen November 20, 2013 at 11:00 am

Hilarious! My brain is in my bottom too;)

Jo H. November 20, 2013 at 10:37 pm

I see nothing wrong with your thoughts. I was thinking the EXACT SAME THINGS!

And I don’t even have a frozen bottom!

Angel The Alien November 23, 2013 at 9:38 pm

Everyone in the room is looking at me now because I literally LOLed!
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