Santa punched my husband

by Lynn on December 18, 2013

Santa started a barroom brawl last night.
He flirted with a woman he should’ve left alone.
Her guy threw a punch and broke Santa’s glasses.


To apologize for flirting, Santa dropped off a plate of cookies.


I told Santa he didn’t need to apologize.
Frankly, I was flattered he found me attractive.
The next day, he showed up with bread and wine.


Oops. Did Santa have a crush on me? My husband wouldn’t approve.
I told Santa I couldn’t see him any more. Then I took a long walk in the forest.


Santa hid behind the evergreen trees and followed me.
I broke into a run, which was more like a brisk walk.
During my escape, I tripped and ripped my clothes.


Santa felt so guilty, he brought me a new wardrobe .
I must say, that man sure knows how to apologize.

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Jo H. December 18, 2013 at 3:03 pm

Santa has been branching out with his OWN wardrobe, it would seem :)

Did your husband look better or worse than Santa after that fight?

Manhattan Image and Style December 18, 2013 at 4:51 pm

I love this!! A new wardrobe, lucky girl! ;) you have such a lovely blog!

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Kathy December 20, 2013 at 3:09 pm

Loving all those Santas!!!
Kathy´s last blog post ..Christmas cards are in the US Mail.

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