Weird looking Santa, Part One

by Lynn on December 11, 2013

I’m afraid there isn’t a nice way to say this, but…
this year, Santa looks weird.

Weird Santa

He definitely needs to use more hair conditioner.


And maybe he needs a big bottle of sunscreen.

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Oh, my.
Will someone PLEASE buy Santa some skin lotion??????


Yowza, Santa.
Static cling doesn’t suit you…


I think Santa needs a strong cup of coffee after checking his list.


Tune in on Friday for more weird pictures of Santa.



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Christopher December 11, 2013 at 9:05 am

I’m afraid there’s not enough skin lotion in the world to undo the damage of the Arctic’s dry climate and brutal winds. But we could get Santa some ski goggles and a balaclava. That way his face would be protected and we wouldn’t have to look at him. Two birds with one stone!
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Amber December 11, 2013 at 8:13 pm

Eek, those are odd Santas. Especially that first one!
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Shawn @ Fruity 'N' Nutty December 11, 2013 at 8:40 pm

Teehee, this is hilarious! The static one is my fave. :P I’ll definitely be stopping by on Friday for more. :)
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Jo H. December 12, 2013 at 1:45 am

Santa #1 seems to be slightly – shall we say – jaundiced. Too much eggnog over the years?

I don’t think I’ve ever seen so many different kinds of Santa before! They pretty much look totally unlike each other :)

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