Don’t trust a guy with a water bottle in his pocket.

A few months ago, there was an “incident” when our team visited another school.
Things got a bit, um, rowdy in the stands. I was pretty sure they’d forgive and forget.

I was wrong.


This time around, we had to sit in the “naughty” section of the stadium.
I was embarrassed. Ashamed. And confused by all the rules…


No shells? Do they mean seashells?
What kind of weird place is this if we can’t bring seashells? Or dogs?
What about a smoking dog who chews gum and collects seashells? Not welcome?

I just don’t get this place.
Then I met the Principal, and everything became crystal clear…


This guy was really grumpy, because he was REALLY thirsty.
No wonder. Without a head, he had no good way to drink water.
So, I’ve decided to forgive him for the weird signs on campus.

Riddle me this: where is this guy’s head?

Jo H. May 1, 2014 at 12:58 pm

Where is this guy’s head, you ask?

That makes me think of the saying “has a good head on his/her shoulders”. What does that even mean? Where else would a person’s head be? … oh …

Well, maybe it’s at the bowling alley. Pity the person trying to get a strike with that, though.

Or maybe it’s in the hat shop, holding up the merchandise.

Orrrrrrrr … maybe it’s in Wonderland, having just been ordered “off” by the Queen of Hearts …

I’m stumped. Someone else take over, please 🙂

Christopher May 5, 2014 at 8:35 am

My mother always told me if my head weren’t screwed on tightly I’d lose it. Apparently that’s what happened to this guy. I would say how dumb he is for having a problem with smoking, seashell-collecting, gum-chewing dogs, but clearly that would just be adding insult to injury.
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