Don’t trust a guy with a water bottle in his pocket.

by Lynn on April 30, 2014

A few months ago, there was an “incident” when our team visited another school.
Things got a bit, um, rowdy in the stands. I was pretty sure they’d forgive and forget.

I was wrong.

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This time around, we had to sit in the “naughty” section of the stadium.
I was embarrassed. Ashamed. And confused by all the rules…

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No shells? Do they mean seashells?
What kind of weird place is this if we can’t bring seashells? Or dogs?
What about a smoking dog who chews gum and collects seashells? Not welcome?

I just don’t get this place.
Then I met the Principal, and everything became crystal clear…

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This guy was really grumpy, because he was REALLY thirsty.
No wonder. Without a head, he had no good way to drink water.
So, I’ve decided to forgive him for the weird signs on campus.

Riddle me this: where is this guy’s head?

Jo H. May 1, 2014 at 12:58 pm

Where is this guy’s head, you ask?

That makes me think of the saying “has a good head on his/her shoulders”. What does that even mean? Where else would a person’s head be? … oh …

Well, maybe it’s at the bowling alley. Pity the person trying to get a strike with that, though.

Or maybe it’s in the hat shop, holding up the merchandise.

Orrrrrrrr … maybe it’s in Wonderland, having just been ordered “off” by the Queen of Hearts …

I’m stumped. Someone else take over, please :)

Christopher May 5, 2014 at 8:35 am

My mother always told me if my head weren’t screwed on tightly I’d lose it. Apparently that’s what happened to this guy. I would say how dumb he is for having a problem with smoking, seashell-collecting, gum-chewing dogs, but clearly that would just be adding insult to injury.
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